Review of ‘The Mikado’: “HMS Spin-afore”

Gilbert and Sullivan’s iconic musical parody returns to the London scene in a reimagined production featuring an all-male cast. Guillermo Nazara shares his thoughts on this show dealing with love, honour and a bit of decapitation, to let us know if this is a montage worth losing your head over.

As someday, it may happen 
That a victim must be found
I’ve got a little list
I’ve got a little list
Of S. Regan’s adaptation
And of what her views propound
In case they should be missed
Let’s see if they’d be missed

There’s a bunch of boys in shorts
And small shirts trying to have fun
And some long-bearded asshole
Just intending they get none
A tall and handsome sweetheart
Whose loved one he cannot wed
He’s such a drama queen that
He’s prepared to lose his head
The plot, though, has a twist
The plot, though, has a twist

Getting down to the production
Let’s explore what there’s in store
For this has been delivered
A bit different than before
There’s girls and ugly crones
That come around within this tale
But here they all are played
By a troupe that’s essentially male
So good that they exist!
So good that they exist!

Kitty Shaw, that lovely bastard -
His performance is so rich
For he’s just damn hilarious
When he impersonates a bitch
And also Dave McKechnie
As the Executione-er.
For making his portrayal
So beloved and rather queer
They never should be missed
They never should be missed
It is true, though, that this piece
Was penned an awfully while ago
And that affects the pacing
At the opening of the show
Some trimming would be helpful
And that’s all they’ve got to do
To make the first installment
As appealing as Act Two
That surely will assist!
That surely will assist!

The whole staging is quite charming
And I did enjoy the lights!
They do provide a nice range of
Retold, suggestive sights
The whole troupe plays their parts
With ample harmony and delight 
They just need be more camp sometimes
To get the whole thing right
And that’s my full checklist!
And that’s my full checklist!

If you like Gilbert and Sullivan
Or just want to have a laugh
The Wilton’s Music Hall
Sure will bring out more than enough
And that’s all for today, folks,
Hope this read meant a good time
If not, go f*ck yourselves,
Cuz it’s so hard to write in rhyme!

Rating: 4 out of 5.

All pictures credit to Marc Senior.

The Mikado plays at London’s Wilton’s Music Hall until 1 July. Tickets are available on the following link.

By Guillermo Nazara

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