Review of ‘Pretty, Witty Nell’: “There’s method in his madness”

Theatre history relives onstage through the true tale of one of the first actresses (and prostitutes) to ever tread the English boards. Guillermo Nazara shares his thoughts on this one-woman play written in the purest Shakesperean style, to let us know if this piece actually deserves to be or not to be.

Two theatres, both alike in dignity,
In fair Old London, where we lay our scene

As Charles II takes the throne
The winds of change have swiftly blown
For on the stage it's no longer banned
For women, too, to take the stand
O, come fair Nell, a rising star
The tales of whom shalt travel far
And that's the story that tonight
Will be recounted to our delight

Rogue Shakespeare Co. brings us the thrill
While Ryan J-W Smith holds the quill
And take us through a distant time
With gripping yarn and graceful rhyme
A vivid story is to come by
With raging passion running high
For nothing gets us more beguiled
That court's bed rumours going wild

There's so much drama and ado
You won't believe it all was true
But it did happen - those weren't lies
And now it's shown before your eyes
Reenacted intricately and with flair
By this gentle wench, who knows the affair
Miss Hannah Attfield is the name
No noble blood, but good at the game
For she transports us through her speech
To feats that both enthrall and teach
The show is wholesome and good fun
Yet there's more things that could be done
Though they exude talent and wit
It's true this should not be just it
Bring out the horns! Well, the sounds will do
That's all it needs so it comes through
Just more immersive shalt be enough
For this great venture to take off
Do not confine its setting to the stage
Make us believe we're in that age

But that's no hurdle for its success
It still has much in it to impress
Quite refined writing and lovely playing
Makes it stand out - no need for swaying
Good omens then for this fine piece
We hope it flies from Laos to Greece
My thanks to you, I hope you agreed
And, above all, that you enjoyed the read
O, and thank you to, I shan't forget,
Those who have put their blood and sweat
For your hard effort has helped soar
The soul of Nell, our fellow whore

Rating: 4 out of 5.

Pretty Witty, Nelly plays at London’s Baron’s Court Theatre until Saturday 23. Tickets are available on the following link.

By Guillermo Nazara

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