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Review of ‘Million Dollar Quartet’: “Plotless musical features sixteen tons of emptiness”
They’ve got Elvis. They’ve got Johnny Cash. And they’ve got Carl Perkins and Jerry Lee Lewis. The only thing they don’t have is a plot. Call me fastidious, but without one of those, your chances of having a musical are slim—even Andrew Lloyd Webber, despite his dramatically insubstantial Cats and Starlight Express, will tell you…
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Review of ‘The Ballad of Johnny & June”: “Jukebox bio flashes the Great Cash, but it’s flatter than a Tennessee top box”
If you enjoyed the world-renowned musical biography about the rise and fall of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons, I suggest you stick to it and avoid this one at all costs. Regardless of its “from the director of” slogan, which I’m sure will put a few extra bums on the seats, this isn’t even…
